I’ve played just by living near it was inevitable. It really isn’t that fun. One of those cheaply designed courses that throws undulating fairways for the sake of it. Bar is oddly reasonable for the area. It is not even a top 25 LA area course regardless of price.

I just checked on my brother, who lives in Stockholm. He says he was lucky to have escaped.

Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

Dating advice from Damone. The lady will have the knockwurst and a Coke with no ice.

Can confirm. Also A+ use of the Chappelle there.

Do you remember in Harry Potter when Voldemort was being really super mean to the Malfoy’s and you were like, “sucks to be y’all. Prolly shouldn’t have hung out with wizard Nazis.”

I would rather see him fucking a plane that fucking a country.

Which begs the question, how many days did it take to fit all her parts together?

That was honestly the first thing I noticed about this story. I kept thinking, “how the fuck did I miss Broussard going to Fox Sports?”

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

40% of Americans think he’s doing a great job.

Did you see how fast he blamed someone else when backed into a corner with facts? That was really satisfying to watch.

Anything to promote whitening.

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

I’m quite certain Colin Kapernick has never said he’s oppressed. He’s fighting for those who are. Why is this a concept Republicans don’t get?

So what you’re saying is Mrs. Ancona is single?

Trump sells himself short. He’s an enormous slouch.

Bribery is completely legal at Mar-a-Lago, Sir. And I never slice.

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.