Hey! Yelling! starring Stephen A. Smith.

I’d be satisfied to see them all wearing orange jumpsuits for the rest of their natural lives.

“Listen, either you play my music, or we’re playing nothing at all!” - James Dolan.

DMX as Secretary of Defense would have been epic.

Looking nice is for women. Men can look however they want as long as they can afford to buy nice-looking women as property. Read the constitution sometime, geez.

“You don’t know the power of the First Lady.”

Definitely splice worthy content.

HMMMMM

- @gehrig38

There is not a work day that goes by where at some point during the day, I muter to myself... “Well that’s great. That’s just fucking great.” as yet another problem comes crawling into my inbox. I imagine myself as Hudson stunned and dazed surround by an apocalyptic scene of carnage and debris.

“Hey maybe you haven’t been keepin’ up on current events but we JUST GOT OUR ASSES KICKED PAL!”

Whatever it means, I’m pretty sure I - a white guy - should never use it.

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

Also, they believe in hill trolls.

Taylor Swift would make a good wing for IT. She’s taller than he is without heals and could probably dunk.

Peter Parker is the height of FAKE NEWS he stages Spidey photo ops all the time! Sad FAILING Daily Bugle can’t even bring me pictures of Spider-Man without resorting to FAKE NEWS!

I must have missed the line in your bio that listed you as the hero police. First responders are certainly heroic but fuck you if you think that’s the end of the list.

Photogs count as journalists right?

That’s just journalist Clark Kent. Is he some kind of hero? I’ve never thought his Planet stuff was particularly heroic, so unless he has some kind of secret identity that nobody has told me about, I don’t see what you are getting at.