So witches float and wizards sink?

Fuck off.

And when you think you’re done fucking off, fuck off even further. Fuckhead.

Somebody should ask Billy Mack who is a detective down in Texas *****
You know he knows just exactly what the facts is.

Please don’t be trade disputes. Please don’t be trade disputes. Please don’t be trade disputes. Please don’t be trade disputes. Please don’t be trade disputes. Please don’t be trade disputes. Please don’t be trade disputes. Please don’t be trade disputes. Please don’t be trade disputes. Please don’t be trade disputes. 

Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational elementary school!

The bear just confirmed that the cat is fucking dead.

you cannot guard a man who exists in the silvery slipspace between the waking world and the dream world

Same thing happened to my friend Jesus. But it wasn’t ninth grade, and the teacher was actually a bunch of Roman soldiers.

The exports of Libya are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians call it, “maize”. Another famous Indian was “Crazy Horse”. In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you.

“To wrap it up, the main character certainly spent most of the book On the Road, which is probably where it gets its title. But is the road a metaphor? I think it’s pretty clear”.

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”

Going through the motions, issuing sick burns at his enemies from a men’s room stall, overwhelmed by the slightest actual responsibilities.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

“first things first man you’re fuckin with the worst” - Ol Dirty Bastard, Wu Tang Clan

Do you know basketball? Do you know who Charles Oakley is in the history of basketball? It doesn’t make him look bad, it makes him look like Charles Oakley.

Looks like Jimmy isn’t an Oak man after all.

I’ve been watching him closely this season, and Lebron is a really good athlete, imo.

actually, i would say it’s more practiced in the South, (including HK), than in the north....

I know Jesus too. He drives an older Nissan pick-up truck, filled with lawnmowers, hedge clippers, and weedwhackers. Jesus mows and manicures my mum’s lawn once a month. Muchas gracias, Jesus.