I think Al Bundy would be a better President

Supposedly (at least when I went to Cal) it was one of the biggest college republican organizations in the US.

Nets. (although I’d root for J. Lin)

When those Asian mom blogs were really popular, I remember two Staphanies writing in.

Did we elect Sledgehammer to the Presidency?

Vogon Poetry is better than current Presidential Tweets right now.

Well, this is how we gonna do this:

As one of the only middle class, salary based golfers I know in China who plays on the regular, this sucks - mainly because they’ve closed the only course near to me which doesn’t cost an arm and a leg (only costs an arm) which I could get on with just a phone call (Shanghai Orient, if you’re keeping track).

To be fair, the Russians, French, Poles, and Brits did their fair share of punching Nazis.

Dammit, do not post this when I’m taking a large sip of water.

That’s not true! Chandler Parsons is often at . . .(googles Memphis Nightclubs) Club 152 or Purple Haze, right?

At least Michael Scott is at heart a kind person who wants the best for Dunder Mifflin and the team that works for him.

One of my good college friends went to an Ivy League Law school and is super smart - when he was a 2L and I was entering my senior year he told me, “don’t go to law school just because it’s the “next step” for social science grads. Go to law school if you really really want to be a lawyer - otherwise it’s hell”

“B-wings don’t make sense either, because their thrust is off center. In space, if your thrust is off center and you don’t gimbal it, you’re gonna sit there spinning like a drunken top. And with the long torque arm of the bottom wing’s engines, that’s exactly what’s going to happen - endless loops.”

Was Lonestar flying the TIE Star Cruiser in Spaceballs?

I’ll trade you some Portuguese sausage (from Macau) for a box of jalapeno sausage kolaches and 2 pounds of brisket (Franklin’s preferred, but will accept anything from Central Texas)

You a loco moco person, or a katsu person? Living in Asia, the closest I get is a few places that have poke and then trips to Japan (where there’s an L&L in Tokyo). Even though I try to spend as many waking hours eating Japanese food as possible, I’ll sneak in a Hawaiian meal.

In the Philippines, they serve noodles . .. on a bed of rice.

It was Against All Odds

My niece just moved to Nashville. I suppose I could move back to Houston - I do love some barbecue.