Wait, I already know Mandarin and Cantonese and I live in Shanghai!

This was a plot from Sledgehammer as well.

I live in Shanghai - over near the international airport (Pudong - PVG) there’s an expensive and private golf course called Shanghai Links. A lot of the General Motors executives live near the course and play on Saturdays.

It me.

The Raiders were the one positive of 2016. Goddamit.

CSL Quick Facts: There is a Shanghai Derby - SIPG is a realtive newcomer to the CSL, having only been in the upper division of Chinese soccer since 2013, while Shanghai Shenhua has been in the CSL since it’s formation in 2004. There is a derby - but most Shenhua fans don’t even acknowledge the presence of SIPG - in…

Those were actors . . . good ones!

Randal: Something just never sat right with me the second time they destroyed it. I could never put my finger on it-something just wasn’t right.
Dante: And you figured it out?
Randal: Well, the thing is, the first Death Star was manned by the Imperial army-storm troopers, dignitaries- the only people onboard were…

You’re expecting logical consistency?

Yeah, but mixed kids are inevitably better looking than these slack jawed yokels.

“Don’t let it be a black and a white one//They’ll slam you down to the street top//Black police showing out for the white cop”

If it makes you feel any better - he won’t profit from you watching the movie. He sold the rights for a flat fee a long time ago.

A friend of mine was in Iraq from 2009-2010 for the State Department. He said they had Subway and Burger King so I’m taking Iraq.

Man, I hope he has to unbrand some of his golf courses. He’s bought some of the nicest ones in the worlds and there is no way in hell I’m ever going to spend my dollars there.

Why is it always these jokers who look like they have an extra chromosome pair that proclaim white superiority? I mean if it was the Helmsworth Brothers, Ryan Gosling and I dunno, Channing Tatum, I’d say “well, you have a point.” But these slack-jawed yokels - have you looked in a mirror?

I used to play with a guy who was an import player in the China professional league. He was a power forward who only scored from 5' and in, and off offensive rebounds and post-ups near the basket. I was a 40% 3 point shooter in high school so I thought I could take him a 3 point shooting contest.

Are Cynthia and Mary Ackerman in Hawai’i again?

Man, it’s difficult enough as a straight man. Now I need to calibrate the exact right level of gayness? Maybe I should just become a hermit instead.*

Remember when we fought Dicks?!

Me too dammit. Although, popular media makes it seem like I might do better as a gay man, instead of a straight man. Maybe I should think about that.