Hillary people must be very happy now.

Not only is he an incredible defender (on a team whose strength is arguably its defense), but his defensive versatility is absolutely essential to what they do. It is no exaggeration to say that without him — ie, without a guy who can lead the defense, enable the switching scheme on which their entire defense is…

This is remarkably stupid.

This is a segment from last night’s NBA broadcast on TNT, in which Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Glen Davis, and Rajon Rondo lay out why they are still angry at Allen, all these years later.

To me, it kind of looks like the path curves back to the right. And the bear seems to be heading down to cut them off...

They were going around a curve, in the direction the bear was running... I’d stop too.

You take as much money as you can possible grab. That’s the rule. That’s what the players union wants, and if that means he’s collecting $400M from the Rays, that’s what he does.

Harper is on pace to cruise into the hall of fame. He’s really great. But you can’t convince me that he’s that much better than the…

Tebow’s BA ranks 9th on the team.

you are allowing maybe the greatest shooter of all time

I know, right? Forget straight up racism in Boston. Ain’t nothing as “insufferable” as Oaklanders running with a Drake lyric.

The pancake machine at the old Gawker office lasted about two weeks before breaking, but I feel like you could monetize these pancake bites?

And let not one article be published about them on a Friday, for they are not good bears.

No, it isn’t. Thanks for playing!

I ranted about this in Slack, but what bothers me about these bullshit foul calls the most (because I am the kind of weirdo who thinks about things in these terms) is: They’re not penalizing defenders for breaking basketball rules. They’re affirmatively rewarding offensive players for successfully play-acting.

I saw this neat play, liked it, and wanted to show it to more people. Don’t be a wang.

Ya, because Deadspin has never ripped Peyton Manning for anything. Right.

Look I love The Wire, but the second season was meh, and the fifth was basically self parody. Breaking Bad was consistently great, and got better as it went along, which almost never happens.

Look I love The Wire, but the second season was meh, and the fifth was basically self parody. Breaking Bad was…