I hate the Cubs as much as the next guy, but this is pretty funny. There’s a difference between lame and intentionally lame.

Damn so you’re saying these guys are so well off that they have drivers?

Eh, guess I should’ve read the article before commenting. Live and learn!

Right, which means you can cut off a whole other step: Don’t even take the picture. Just look, and then remember that you looked. That way, when you ask yourself “did I turn off the stove?” you can be like, “oh yeah, I looked.”

Damn, not even gonna cite the real source here?

Eh, he had a headstart on Dany and probably just paid someone to jump on their ship. Dany had a whole shitload of logistics to work out.

Damn, paragraph 1 and we’re already basically victim blaming.

Hmm, it deals with race relations, gender discrimination, the immigrant experience, sexual harassment and abuse. But sure, continue to call it “mastubatory” [sic].

I get the entertainment aspect of it. And I know its just the HR Derby, so its not a big deal. I am also not a Marlins fan and couldn’t care less that it was two Marlins who got shafted. To me, it is more exciting if the people who perform the best advance to the next round. I would much rather have seen Stanton…

Stanton and Bour got fucked over. As exciting as the head to head format is, it’s lame that they hit the 3rd and 4th most HRs in the first round and were eliminated because Sano’s 11 beat Moustakas’s 10 and Bellinger’s 15 wall scrapers beat Charlie Jamaican’s 14.

Also causes more blisters on pitchers’ fingers since the seems are tighter, and that sucks because I have Rich Hill on my fantasy team and nobody fucking cares.

He’ll be 40/41 in 2023.

These are the Orlando Pro Summer League highlights I come here for.

Seth Beer is too low, anyone named Blaze should murder their parents, and Nick Daddio should’ve been #1.

All depends on how he perceived Young would take it. Maybe they’re buddies and joke about this stuff? Maybe Young owns the hilarious fuck up and doesn’t mind when people make jokes about it? You know, like the whole Kevin Durant cupcake thing?

Westside Story was taught in most elementary schools.

Depends on what your time is. I’m only 5 years old.

You can tell he’s trying really hard to not say something offensive, as if multiple other offensive options scrolled through his brain before he decided on “Oriental.”

Oh, Rizzo didn’t deviate from his path?

Didn’t Draymond say LeBron started a superteam? Big difference. And, oh yeah, tombstone cookies and Steph Curry doormats.