Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Which Deadspin editor

Hang on a second there. He had an fWAR of 3.8 last year, which was 50th best hitter in the major leagues and 24th in the NL. He also stole 28 bases (with a 82% success rate) which doesn’t show up in his splits, but does in WAR. And while I view RBIs as a result of the batting order, getting 94 while hitting in the 2…

Mark Jackson: man of God, oiler of ankles, fucker of strippers

One of the bestest catches I’ve ever seen:

That quote is an all timer.

Unbelievable. That guy must absolutely hate Russell Wilson.

“In the 2016 NBA Finals, this Bay Area team blew a 3-1 lead”

“I get it. They call me names every day in the paper. Fine. I get it,” Dolan says. “But you’re walking up to the place where I work? It’s like they’re laying in wait for you. It’s like stalking me outside my home.”

Reminds me of when they traded for Brandon McCarthy.

Does it account for player ability? My guess is that McCutchen’s chance of making that play is about -513.7%.

Derek Jeter is happy he retired before this existed

How are all these people missing the most obvious danger - distracted drivers. If you’re driving down the highway and a motorcycle appears out of nowhere - OVER YOUR HEAD, how is that not likely to cause an accident?!

When he switches hands, there is a moment (@:23-24) when he has both hands on the ball, so when he dribbles again, it would be a double dribble.

“I don’t question that he’s a talented player, but I think he’s more the limiting factor for the Thunder than making them better.”

The extremely smart Magic organization spent the offseason adding every mediocre big in the NBA and then in order to make that work forced Gordon to play small forward, exposing and highlighting the deep flaws in his game for no good reason.

I see what you mean, but I think you might be inflating this point given that even if some of those divisional round games had flipped and he instead lost in the NFC Championship games, I doubt much of the narrative around him would be different. Getting to conference championship games didn’t do much for Peyton…

Does that really address the actual point though? I mean sure, you’re quoting his record correctly, but he also has the second highest starting QB rating ever in a playoff game loss (which was just eclipsed by Matt Ryan).

The last shot all but proves he’s OVER 6'7". The difference between Howard and Judge, who is standing behind Howard, is clearly more than three inches.