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buzzkilling
buzzkilling

I can’t wait for this guy to weigh in!

OK, so the headline handles Fuck, but how about Marry or Kill?

Most of the rice on nigiri I had at sushi places just feels like cold plain rice.

So you just completely made that up? Just because most American’s think of sushi as fish rather than rice does not correlate with your assumption that “only one place” in SoCal uses vinegar. I’m quite curious about your thought process here.

Oh, it just feels like it’s plain old rice? Well then, you’re obviously a culinary expert, who specializes in Asian cuisine. Why question your wisdom?

You don’t know much about basketball, then.

Now son you see how Coach Leyland snuck behind the dugout to smoke? And see how deeply he inhales that Marlboro light? That’s how you do it!

I didn’t realize the others all  closed; there used to be a bunch of them, no? FWIW the website does say they will all re-open in Dec. 2017. And I think you meant it was a nishin joke.

Also, as someone who once went to a $20 all you can eat sushi restaurant, let me just say: Pace yourself, Manny, it’s a wonderful, dangerous game.

That’s completely true, as long as you ignore all of the many references to opioids.

He scored 30 points last night! Having a pretty good season!

“House, is there a Ewing Theory possib-”

Bofa?

Einstein and the Paper Clip: According to mathematician and Einstein collaborator Ernst Straus, this is the anecdote that Albert most thought captured his essence:

I was really happy when Markieff hit bofa.

I didn’t think the Richmond coaches would let the string of NCAA football gambling scandals hit so close to home. Spiders too? Why?

The price of admission is 100 percent to the GM, 100 percocet to the owner.

The Padres say it’s not that bad, but it feels bad.