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Bofa?

Einstein and the Paper Clip: According to mathematician and Einstein collaborator Ernst Straus, this is the anecdote that Albert most thought captured his essence:

I was really happy when Markieff hit bofa.

I didn’t think the Richmond coaches would let the string of NCAA football gambling scandals hit so close to home. Spiders too? Why?

The price of admission is 100 percent to the GM, 100 percocet to the owner.

The Padres say it’s not that bad, but it feels bad.

“Hmm, yes, let’s ignore the president of the United States, that’ll stop him.”

I fixed it.

Or it means that people watched the video and saw that a reporter actually said “If I ask you a question about fashion will you talk about Kevin Durant?”

this is awesome. I love this so much.

Not to mention his dad, Howie, was a firefighter in 1998's Firestorm.

Thanks. These were good takes though.

both can be true. big baby has never been an NBA player in my opinion, and that’s why doc sucks. his insistence on nepotism has made his teams awful. he hovered around .500 as a coach before going to Boston after which he... continued to hover around .500. 3 nice years in Boston, then the big 3 gets blown up and he’s…

Did you get to keep all fifty bucks, or did you have to spend some on Officially Licensed Apparel?

NBA players get criticized for overreacting when they use language like this, but the only difference between Donald Sterling and most other owners past and present is Sterling operated with less shame. He enjoyed having a cadre of athletic black men he could literally own and control. When one of those people is…

Yeah, what kind of sports website would cover the most famous player of the most popular sport in North America?

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Peter King?”
Host: “No.”
Me: “Died. from righteous indignation.”
Thought he would cry

Upper decker. Has funnier names (top shelf or brown derby). And a slow burn is funnier than a slap in the face.

Maybe but that was the year Sojo got the World Series winning hit. That’s a big moment to give up the ring.