I’m usually with deadspin commenters, but anti-Curry and Warrior stuff is kind of weird.

Millionaire cry baby. You think I can use that excuse to get out of my next shift at Taco Bell? No fucking way.

This is hilarious.

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Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.

I’m trying to find the words to describe it.

Never ever splash your private matters all over the Internet. Keep them in the locker room where they can be covered up unless one of those perverted lady reporters sees it and then what will we have it’s just not right I have nothing against the girls and the girl said you’re right about that I feel nothing against…

(I’ll take any excuse to post this cause it’s my favorite. Keep up the good work Ryu).

...with 1,000 more walks and 100 more points of OBP. Get out of here with this Kingman shit and keep that for Adam Dunn.

Get the fuck out with things you’re not willing to take two seconds to fact check. Seriously, what a fucking joke of a statement.

You’re trying to say Thome (612 home runs, 17% walk rate, .276/.402/.554, 145 wRC+, 147OPS+) is a “modern” Dave Kingman (442 home runs, 8.2% walk rate, .236/.302/.478, 113 wRC+, 115OPS+,…

Anyone who makes a “how can you know he was clean” argument is being intellectually dishonest, because baseball has literally never been clean. Just because Gaylord Perry throwing a spitball might be seen as more gentlemanly than shooting Winstrol into your ass doesn’t change the fact that Gaylord Perry was a cheater…

If Dave Kingman had significantly more power, had a batting average 40 points higher, drew another 60 walks a year, and had half again as much playing time as he actually did, he’d be an easy Hall of Famer, just like Thome.

Just how many of these 5 used?: Vlad, Pudge, Bagwell, Hoffman, Raines? I’d be less surprised if it were closer to 5-out-of-5 than 0-out-of-5. It is not just to get big and powerful. it is also to endure the 162-game grind or the grind of pitching nearly every day. I mean, Raines admitted to sliding head first so as…

How can you KNOW anyone was clean? By that standard, no one ever gets in again. Even if you’re against PED guys getting in, Palmeiro failed a PED test. Thome did not. In.

Kinja NEVER disappoints!

McGee’s retort isn’t a burn, it’s sous-vide: sophisticated and juicy.

I don’t know man, that’s a pretty literate reference. I think JaVale wins that round handily.

Daaaaannnnmmmnmnn. That was like dunking on a third grader (on a 6 foot goal - we’re not that spry anymore). This does raise the question of the myriad of externalities that do contribute. Anyway, thank you for not faking the funk on the nasty dunk.

Are you seriously trying to blame Barack Obama for inequality? Please list specific examples of actions taken by Obama that you believe led to an increase in inequality.

The wealthiest didn’t earn as much money in 2008 because the republican president and the republican congress crashed the economy that year.