It was early in Green Room that I knew was going to like the movie. A punk band, hard on its luck (like any good punk band), just had a gig fell through. The booker offers a back-up: play for some Neo-Nazi bar out in the middle of nowhere. The way the band reacts is perfect. They’re not outraged, they’re not…

I said this when this article came out earlier, but I’ll say it again: Jabari Parker, not butt.

Does that mean he no longer makes this list?

should have called it The Assholes

the guys weren’t even that nice

Roy Hudson: “OH, HO, HO! I DON’T BELIEVE MY EYES! ALCÁNTARA BOOTS A LUMP O’ COAL OVER TO SANTA FLYING UP THE WING, BUT THE NORTH POLE MAN’S ALL PIXELS AND NO PRESENTS...”

Sorry, that guy. I typed it with my left hand.

Did you know Gates played college basketball?

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

He looks like the last clone from Multipicty if Bill Maher had landed Keaton’s role.

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Boo

Golfers, tennis players, football players on the sidelines, Bill Murray in Space Jam; I can go on forever, baby

I don’t know how hot a take that is. Sure “he’s not loyal” is mostly bullshit but I tend to think there’s a bunch of GMs who buy into that bullshit.

I wouldn’t overestimate the GMs. Remember all the shit talking they did about Bosa’s career basically being over before it began?

No surprise here, we’re not talking about Charles Stayer

I hear you, but I think it’s naive (respectfully) to ignore the condescension and racial overtones when it’s a white guy in a position of power referring to a group of younger black men. Also, Phil Jackson is fucking terrible, so let’s give him the opposite of the benefit of the doubt.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Guys, this has been a huge misunderstanding. Phil doesn’t approve of LeBron’s circle of friends, but that’s just because it’s not a triangle.