As a Padres fan, Dick Enberg was the single best thing about the team for the last 6 seasons.

I mainly meant this as a joke. But to be pedantic, the security footage confirmed “fleeting” contact, which doesn’t mean he didn’t grope her. The DA felt there was not enough evidence to secure a conviction so dropped the charge. I’d frankly be shocked if the camera could capture anything definitively one way or the…

Can we talk about that? I mean, sure, Giselle. Got it. But Bridget Moynahan ain’t too shabby and I think he went full Billy Crudup on her.

Right? Which is what makes it so fucked up.

There are just some subjects Brady won’t touch: Trump, Deflategate, the word “I” when followed by “am your real dad, John Moynahan.”

This is what coaches do when they’re trying to be like Belichick but don’t understand the hows/whys.

Negative interest? What does he look like, a Japanese bank?

Nothing worse than sandwich-eating members of the press second-guessing every player’s decisions.

Trump saying “I *could* sexually assault women by grabbing them in the pussy and they wouldn’t care” isn’t really better. Especially since several women have come forward, before and since Friday, about Trump’s unwanted sexual advances which sound awfully similar to what he describes in the tape.

It’s been done.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

Not really disputing that, but I doubt she went out there voluntarily. And as I said before, at least she’s getting paid.

You can’t be serious.

The reporter is probably just copping an attitude because it is difficult to hold 1.) her hat on, 2.) the microphone, and 3.) that guy’s beer.

Obviously you’ve never heard a former baseball player talk.

Hey Brooks, glad you could make it to Deadspin!

Or a shitty season of SNL.

Guys named Brooks are good for at least 1 or 2 attempted sexual assualts, minimum.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.