Wow... brutal review

Nah, this should be a one-time gimmick. And at any rate, Knick fans lack the requisite delusion of grandeur and sepia sense of preciousness.

You’re going to do this all year? Really??

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

You might think because he is a professional athlete he would be a fair and ethical person.

Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

Where’s the option for those of us who aren’t watching the NFL currently but would if Colin Kaepernick took a shit on the corpse of Roger Goodell?

You have got to shut the fuck about Mahomes. He throws over thirty times a game for a pass-happy team with no D that bangs against scrubs and gets boat-raced by ASU. He might end up being the next Brady, but he’s just as likely to end up being the next Colt Brennan.

Maybe read that again. My take is not “David Ortiz should not be in the HOF.” My take is “HOF voters are jackasses, and if they want to maintain the stupid high ground they invented, then they should keep Ortiz out, lest they further prove themselves to be inconsistent jackasses with no moral high ground, invented or…

Probably having his horn removed.

The original comment can go two ways. Ted Danson was on a show called Cheers and used to cover his baldness with basically fake-hair spray paint.

Question: Do you have an understanding as to the word consent?

According to Fangraphs, Trout is the 12th best-rated defensive outfielder this season, making him a shoo-in for his first GG.

Someone stole the trucknutz off that cartoon truck.

Kid Rock just lost all of his black fan.

Berman and Steve Young. Which is equally as bad

Huh. I thought Cardinal Nation was against free handouts.

Huh, I had no idea what Leitch's voice sounded like.