Authorities recovered a list made by the caller entitled Ways To Make Money:

Seems like a good time for this. Never forget.

It's okay. I wouldn't have started my comment either.

Would it have been more obvious that I was joking if I had called them the Phoenix Cardinals? The Chicago Cardinals?

I think the Mets fan is in fact joking around himself. We have now entered the infinite feedback loop of jokes and possibly not getting jokes and commenting about not getting jokes that were possibly just jokes themselves, or as I like to call it: Peak Deadspin.

>Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.

“I’m against protesting, but I don’t know how to show it.”

He got the Sinbad tattoo because Freddy gave him the option of being known as Sinbad or Aladdin . I am sure if you dive into Sinbad we would find some parallels between his and Naz’s story. He started smuggling drugs because he need protection after another inmate tried to burn his face off. Thats not really that hard…

I stand corrected, Chia Werth is pretty great

Eh, baby steps. And if you want to be generous, he’s talking about when they were kids, perhaps before Mia’s transition.

I assume that, for most of Bullock’s life, she was his brother. It's fine if that's how he chooses to remember her.

Yasiel Puig aside, clubhouse chemistry is not only a disproved recipe for success, but also prohibited under the collectively bargained Major League Baseball Joint Drug Prevention and Treatment Program.

7. Harrison Barnes

The Chargers are the only team in the league that demands offset language in every rookie contract. Bosa’s side was willing to accept that demand, but under the stipulation that he receive the entirety of his signing bonus up front.

Whiffing on that GT blocked FG return was the beginning of the end for this guy.

*Kick Shankiel

The taxpayers would have gotten screwed twice instead of just once.

Without the Olympics, the Braves would have been demanding a new stadium in 1996 and again today. Atlanta came out ahead in that regard.

This is a good and smart comment. Thanks.

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