From the looks of that picture, I'd say his most immediate problem is camel toe.

And here I thought that only the rowing teams spent their time flipping shit in Brazil.

The “heckling fan” was named Jesus and that was his fucking headband.

But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.

Not so fast, Tom. She had a long career as Bill Clinton’s safety.

Asshole apologizes for tweet, not for actually driving in bike lane.

Why can’t it be both? I mean, Rex Ryan has proven there is a connection between feet and a sore head.

Is this coincidence or just merely Deadspin destiny?

Onions are literally the salt version of vegetables. Know what could make these meat better? Salt. Know what else? ONIONS.

A glance at that list of names suggests 2 actual songwriting credits - 1. Blur (who the Prodigy sampled) 2. The Prodigy (split evenly amongst the band members)

That’s cool. You are scared of becoming a Nicholas Cage movie character.

It’s Burke.

What the fuck are you doin Phil

This is crazy. How the fuck is ‘Sex’ winning? It’s OBVIOUSLY cocaine. Even Urban Dictionary knows that: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

If Puig keeps up this pace it shouldn’t be long before we see him in AA.

Had something similar happen to me.

Editor’s notes:

The good news is that everything in that original blog post stands up as true to this day.

20) Dryer lint