A 29 year old in A ball who will never sniff the majors is not helping the organization in any way. Some younger guy hitting .176 with even an ounce of potential is more valuable to the organization.

It’s the writing. Do you really think blood wash gushing from his palms? Gushing!? And the whole “you can tell how bad he wants this” bit is one of the most played tropes in all of sports.

Quin Snyder looks like 45 year old Ray Liotta at the backend of coke binge. So, Quin Snyder looks like Desmond Harrington.

Wait, I thought Drake was a Raptors fan?

Jeez, can’t even nail his hands to the cross.

To be fair, Cleveland may have been hosting prospects for private workouts over the last few weeks.

How is it that no one has come up with a replay that shows the actual free throw?

Pretty sure Nene fouled Harden in that second gif up there.

You’re an idiot.

Elbow is fine and all, but you’re right, hand is the way to go. Just don’t use your fingers or your palm. Ball that fist up and smash down on the lever like you’re throwing out rock to crush some scissors. Or if it’s one of those tiny buttons you have to press, just poke your knuckle in there. Then wash your hands…

It was a wrap only after Nurkic went down?

The Warriors are better when Steph (and occasionally Dray) is running the show and has the ball in his hands every possession. KD on the court makes them better because of his ability to space, finish from anywhere, and defend anyone...but they’re much better when Steph is running the possession instead of KD.

Isn’t this thing marketed as an actual press? Their website says the produce is chopped and then bagged, and then the Juicero actually does the pressing/creating of the juice.

I just made the mistake of googling Water Willy while at work.

He’s Michael Jordan, but with Anthony Galea on speed dial.

Never heard of a heat check? Never watched the kind of heat checks, Kobe Bryant?

What about jumping into crumpled cash? Fill up a pool with crumpled hundreds and I’ll be sure to hit it at the perfect weight-disbursing angle.

“An historic” is wrong according to AP style guide and people with common sense. You’d think you’d know that, considering you have enough sense to know that Westbrook is MVP!

Dane Cook pretty much lost his career because he was caught stealing from Louis CK.

Fun Fact: We all read that Deadspin article too.