He meant it was his last make of the game.

He’s actually pretty slow. I remember a baseball scout clocked him home to first and he was well below average.

“Twin-on-twin violence against one of the twin’s twins,” implying Mason Plumlee is a twin and had his twins smashed.

Are “oh wait” jokes just “not” jokes? Yes, they are. Good “not” joke.

Your lack of an “n” make me believe you pronounce Ewing “Yewing.” People who pronounce Ewing “Yewing” can eat shit.

+1 Gruden Grinder

Save this one to the annals of Deadspin.

Damn, how are you guys gonna declare the bully the victor? Shaq comes off as a sensitive penis in this exchange. Isn’t this why he and Kobe had beef, too?

Apparently? I thought it was well known.

Knobloch syndrome is not named after Chuck Knoblauch. However, if there was a thing called Knoblauch syndrome, it would probably be something like an inability to stop beating your wife.

Can confirm. Been to one Knicks game and the only thing I can remember is a guy dancing while painting Jeremy Lin at halftime.

+1 MAGA hat

26 squares!? Does your toilet clog every time you flush? Two is the correct answer. And you fold. Wadding is for children and leaves your butt poopy until you take a shower. You’re probably walking around with an itchy asshole all the time, Drew.

“””I don’t really consider playing a good quarter and a half plus overtime as one of my best games ever.”

A liquid asset is just something that can be converted to cash quickly (30 days, by some definitions), and hold most of its value. I think jewelry fits that description.

He should buy a full sized replica/model of some famous plane (e.g. Spirit of Saint Louis or something), and then put it on display as a lawn decoration on that big front lawn he has. You know, just to see what happens.

He’s cheap? Just how little do you think the 76ers are willing to take for him?

Nah, man. Tim Duncan abides by the letter of the law. He’s not sneaking anything in. He’s either using the water fountains or letting himself get parched.

Good, good. You’re slowly piecing together the joke. You’ll get there eventually!

As a non-alumnus, I can tell you that St. BonerVenture would obviously be much better. I guess that’s what a St. Bonaventure education gets you!