You’d think, instead of subjecting the four people in the crowd to a three minute live performance with bad singing and dancing, that they could just walk up to them and just be like “hey guys, just don’t smoke and litter, yeah?”

Rank, your favorite zoo animals. What I mean by that is seals and sea lions smell disgusting.

Guys, it’s ok. Beyoncé sucks.

But not JFK?

Did Naz do it?

@AlbertBurneko @kylenw @mobute I quit bread two years ago and now just eat peanut butter between slices of American. Even better.

I love me some Manu, but I hate the Spurs. So it makes me happy that the 76ers offered him some obscene amount and forced the Spurs to pony up like $10MM more. Manu is a shark, I tell you!

They're back on speaking terms, at least as of last year.

+12 steps

This tweet is like a top 3 thing for me.

You know Hedo smelled something fierce.

Can someone please do this with Craggs?

Yes, but also some people are good at two things. Swet Shop Boys is proof that Riz is good at two things.

Matthew is asking the right questions. Just how many times have you touched a horse, Patrick?

This is actually a very bad opinion. But a lot of them do, sure.

Thank you for the Ray Lewis explainer.

Great Britain - 45
Spain - 16
Hungary - 15
New Zealand - 9
Kenya - 9
Trinidad and Tobago - 2
India - 2
Tunisia - 1
Malaysia - 1
Fiji - 0

Can we talk about Rock Paper Scissors etiquette? Is it just "Rock, Paper, Scissors!" or is it "Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot!" because the people who say shoot can eat a dick.

Philip Rivers is better than Roethlisberger, Eli, and Brees.

Wow, what a dog and pony show.