[Implying Jim Tomsula eats Chipotle and not directly out of the can]

Jason Whitlock? More like Jason Kidrock with that hat on. Amirite?

+1 audible groan.

Waiting for the LeBron-penned Players' Tribune article titled "Draymond Green Is A Mean Jerk!"

Isn't it only a $500 fine if he does show up to the arena? I would gladly pay that to see him in the stands in his best Groucho Marx get up.

LeBron is always accused of being a flopper. LeBron is a flopper.

Too hot! Too hot!

He was lobbying hard for a suspension.

But don't you think LeBron, or anyone in that position, would think "well, I did just step over the dude and lay my nuts right in front of his face..." Kind of a justified action, in this case.

You really don’t think this has gone both ways during this finals?

If Deadspin has taught me anything over the last couple months, it’s don’t take footwear recs from Giri or his family.

What makes you assume he's dating her? A girl in a wheelchair with Cerebral Palsy might have a tough time finding a prom date. Maybe he's just doing her a solid?

Who knew Barry's mom was such a hipster?

Call this guy Prank Sinatra.

Stop. Stop it.

Two extra /s, but no, I'm not angry about it man. No need to get angry about the little things. I just thought it was funny that you're criticizing a website that you are currently commenting on.

Nah, man. He gets stars because it's funny. But don't worry about the stars, dude! They're not that important. One day, you might write a good comment and get some stars too.

You can just call it r/nba

Gonna have to switch it up to a dry-fit hoodie, like Keenan Allen.

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