You should use that one on your kids. “Let’s see you try to put this car over your head, ya li’l shit!”

You sound like a Chad.

$5/scoop is an incredibly steep price for literal shit.

Counterpoint: Matthew Dellavedova is uncoordinated.

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What part of that made you think I haven't dealt with it? Just saying, put the Padres up 1-0 and things would have undoubtedly been different. Like, they would have lost 4-1 instead of being swept.

I wouldn’t change a whole championship; just the strike three that was called a ball before Tino Martinez hit a Grand Slam to propel the Yankees to a 9-6 win in Game 1 of the 1998 World Series. Give the Padres that game and see what would have happened with the rest of that series. Tony Gwynn deserved a ring.

This is that good shit.

If they win in 2017, then the line under the 7 will still be visible. What a goof!

This is actually a great idea. Showcase the most spectacular home run each day. I'd watch the shit out of that.

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I mean, technically, he did have a foot on the line...right? But, it was clear as day that is was a two and there was no reason to actually explain why it was a two.

On that last one: Attributing the good play to Curry was correct. Curry knocked the ball loose as Durant was coming up with it, Durant quickly regained control and put a shot up, which Bogut then blocked. The block was a direct result of a good defensive play by Curry, and it was clear in the subsequent replay, which…

Love me an epic bat flip, but if you have to watch the bat land to make sure it doesn't knock your noggin, you're doing it wrong.

Is Anna Benson still in New York?

Upset SI dedicated 12 pages to soccer; dedicates 8 minutes to soccer. OK!

I thought it was a pretty clever joke. Tijuana is the most visited border city in Mexico, so it’s easy to see why someone would choose that city. Not to mention the Mexican border happens to have a tall fence, and that San Diego has some nice condos. Really, the perfect storm of a joke! Everything just came together.…

I was working under the premise that he was flexible enough to fist himself. In this scenario, he is the fister and the fistee.

Couple of things here. 1) Yes, there are condos in Tijuana. 2) the joke is, Tijuana borders San Diego, and there is a fence at the border.

Nah man, that's not how it works. They don't just stop measuring where the ball hits. They use maths and stuff.