My thought was "where is the reference screenshot to compare?" Because I know nothing about videogames, but am always interested in cosplay accuracy. Googled it, and yes. She nailed it.

I don't care that they were around when you were a kid. They are the Ice Cream of the fucking FUTURE.

I repeat. "Ice Cream of the Future."

I'm still calling bullshit. "Your total is 8 - hold on..." No fucking way a chicken sandwich and one pie (it was one pie at that point in the story) is $8+.

How can the Ice Cream of the Future™ be considered "classic?"

- “Classic is the key word here.”

Holy shit. Am I an idiot for never realizing this? Yes. Yes I am.

This was the most annoying post I've ever been subjected to on this website.

Exactly. It would be even worse with that team. This is precisely why it would be a risky proposition.

Not to be an evolutionary player truther, but Stewart isn’t the only one in the far top right corner of that chart. Justice for Minato!

This would backfire horribly if the Cardinals win a bunch.

Are you new here? Seems like you're new here.

I’m going to start calling everyone “garage disposals.” I know it's been edited, but man, this article was rife with typos. Like, as many typos as a Nick Young tweet.

What the fuck are you on about? It's huge.

My friend’s girlfriend used to date Tim Lincecum. She accidentally broke one of his bongs and he made her buy him a new one.

I was about to bring that up as an example. My opinion? Who gives a fuck. "Presedential things" unfortunately include shooting the shit with other world leaders, and spending time with kindergartners. Even Reagan (probably your favorite!) did shit like that.

Because being anywhere else would have changed anything?

Whoa, jeez, guys, I get it. LaRoche is a douche and he is acting like a child. It's just weird to see anyone take Kenny Williams' side on anything

Isn't Deadspin usually on the players' sides in instances like this? These LaRoche stories seem to all be in the tone unlike anything else on this site. And, now that we know it was in LaRoche's contract, it really is a fucked up situation.

Sam Bradford is a very bad quarterback. Mark Sanchez is a bad quarterback who occasionally lapses into very bad territory.