How did that game look sweet? It was just bad animation of his mom on a Pegasus. And it may not have been “regular,” but it was pretty fucking basic.

Oof. No. That is a different black person pictured.

Safety instructions I was not expecting from a guy with Dangerous in his name.

“Though they lose, you support them...and feel great calling them your hometown team.”

Loving the distinctions between finished and unfinished basements today.

Clearly, the best food to fuck would be one of those chicken bake thingies from Costco. Like a hot pocket, but big enough for our (Deadspin readers) massive dongs.

I fucking hate when people use i.e. instead of e.g.

Damn, lotta good bands here who are still releasing music and do not need remembering.

But Chase is black, so he doesn't fit in this narrative.

Whaaa why is this not a podcast? I don’t want to read all of this!

I kind of like to be more the shadow of the lion, you know, and someone else can take charge, and I can sit there and enjoy it.

Wait, but like, he's not fumbling the soccer ball in the first photo. You don't need to have Pippen hands to dunk a basketball. Ask Nate Robinson or Rasheed Wallace.

Then don’t listen to it you dummy!

Jesus Christ, your readers are insufferable.

You are correct. And it is still weird that MTY19855 has never seen one.

You are correct. And it is still weird that MTY19855 has never seen one.

Weird that you've never seen a Civic on the road. They're everywhere!

Weird that you've never seen a Civic on the road. They're everywhere!

Mike Carey had to be the worst of all officials when it came to speaking into his mic and explaining a call. He’d stumble over himself almost every time. How CBS couldn’t see this is baffling.

Impartial fan here, reporting in that deflated ball jokes are old and bad jokes.

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Nothing like talking specifically about Cousins beating up on guys and then linking to an 8 minute recap of the game.