Huh? Weddle is a free safety and you already have one of the best safeties in the league.

Defensive back is one of those roles where you only hear a name being called if he’s doing a bad job. Yes, Weddle has had some high-profile ankle breaks (Peterson a couple of times, Abdullah in Week 1 this year), but dude is much more often than not providing lock down coverage and sure tackling in the box. Weddle…

Maybe it was you who should have been looking more closely? Eric Weddle was elite.

You knew it was going to be a shit movie as soon as it was advertised as “the feel good story of the year.”

Actually, I’m pretty sure he used the word correctly?

Underage in this context means under 21, right? Kind of an important one to distinguish, lest we all get led to believe David Spade is a pedophile. Which, I guess, wouldn’t be all too surprising.

Steph’s hairline is crooked. Discuss.

Interesting how much the staff's music taste is influenced by Billboard.

I watched the video, and now I'm depressed because this Penn douche is richer for it.

Boots would suffice in the Walking Dead’s lame, unrealistic zombie apocalypse where all zombies are slower than actual death itself. But in a 28 Days Later apocalypse? One where the zombies are somehow faster and more ravenous than a rabid kangaroo? Not sure those goulashes are gonna cut it.

I understand that losing the Chargers is actually a good deal for San Diego, but it's not about that for me. What it's about is having an NFL team to love and root for. It's impossible to love or root for anything with "Los Angeles" in front of it.

The best Christmas lights in CA are on Garrison Street in San Diego.

Goddammit, this comment is the worst.

The biggest compliment Gronk has ever received was when you called him “self-aware.”

Jason Kidd talking to players about what and what not to do off the court? That's rich.

What about that Jennifer girl I dated in high school?

Did Sarah Jessica Parker or Shannon Sharpe do anything this year?

Every person who voted a horse over a human for Sportsperson of the Year deserves to be euthanized.

Lady Eli would be a good alternate band name for Sheli and the Vagiants.

Home is Burning by Dan Marshall is a grotesquely hilarious and cripplingly devastating account of caring for terminally ill parents. It is fantastic. The book is full of blow job jokes, which I figured would be a perfect recommendation on Jezebel.