Kevin Devine and Jesse Lacey (Brand New) covering Lithium by Nirvana on Friday

Only one game for a slur like that is a crime. It is also a crime that Kennedy allows his bias to affect his job performance.

Justin Halpern does not speak for the rest of San Diego. We all know how awesomely exciting Philip Rivers is on the field. And we love him for it. Most of us who take issue with the religious zeal, the Santorum thing, and the litter of miniphils are able to separate that from his football career.

If food needing pleasing, you'd suck all the seasoning off. SUCK IT OFF!

I mean, yeah? Probably? Definitely? I don't think one Herm Edwards fumble recovery was the reason he was able to become a coach.

Ahmad Rashad, Husain and Hamza Abdullah, Bernard Hopkins, Mike fucking Tyson. The list goes on.

So...putting a literal diamond pattern on the back of the uniform is a "subtle" reference to the team name?

Granted, the part you cued up was instrumental, one thing that is constantly overlooked about Coldplay, besides the fact that 99% of their music is trash, is that Chris Martin absolutely cannot sing live. Like, Lana Del Rey, Taylor Swift, Beyoncé levels of not being able to hit the notes live. I can’t wait for the vox…

This is what I do in FIFA when I'm anticipating a pass. It makes for some spectacular tackles, but also a lot of easy goals. Even trade off, I'd say.

Not to be a highlight truther, but some of those “Top 5 Dunks of Shaq’s Career” in the first video are straight up bullshit. Two of them are normal alley-oops. Alley-oops are almost always overrated.

He actually just looks like Seth MacFarlane.

Damn, Josh Childress has really fallen on hard times.

In regards to the obstruction penalty on Ryan, he is walking in front of the ref right as Brady throws the ball. Seems like he probably obstructed the ref's view of the pass, which led the ref to believe the ball was being throw out of bounds, which is why he blew the whistle. So at least that penalty kind of makes…

What’s worse: wearing sunglasses indoors, or wearing headphones around your neck inside a nightclub?

Absolutely fitting that his first pass after the concussion was an incompletion to Wes Welker.

That fake-around-the-back-off-the-elbow-pass to Raef LaFrentz in the Rookie/Sophomore game was one of the greatest things I've ever seen. I spent hours in my backyard trying to perfect that one. I couldn't, so I came up with a fake-crossover-off-the-knee pass. It failed, every time.

Uh, good luck trading a pretty good first baseman making 17MM per year to a notoriously cheap team for the best young pitcher in the game under cheap control for 4 more years.

Yeah, try being a San Diego or Cleveland sports fan.

Yovani Gallardo always had the potential to be a "stud," but I've still never seen that word used to describe him...not even when he was striking out nine per nine. Dude is average now, and his 4.00 FIP agrees.

Instead of linking First Take videos and giving them views, you can just tell us what was said. No matter how ridiculous it may have been, we’ll believe you.