This is the top comment? Oof.

Get outta here, man.

In 2015, how can he not know any better? Does he see anyone else wearing a fanny pack? Does he see anyone else with a 2003 Nokia or a 1997 Dodge Caravan with a VHS player? Does he see anyone else — outside of little toddler idiots who rely on their fuckhead parents — with a bowl cut?

Rate her what?

Some may say that’s a little over the top or whatnot

Fuuuck my team for signing this piece of trash. I mean, I had no idea he held these views, but he plays baseball like a shit.

So you have seen Good Will Hunting, yet you still aren’t sure if Matt Damon can handle playing a sarcastic genius?

This is The One.

LewanGOALski!

That's an inconsistent use of numeric symbols, but you're right about calling me Dad.

You deserve to be raped and murdered and thrown in a ditch somewhere.

I can tell you are a smart person and have very sensible ideas.

Fuuuuuck yoooou. And fuck anyone like you: keyboard warrior Sox/Pats fans.

I automatically think anyone who gets tackled with the ball in this situation is either the most moronic or the most selfish player ever.

So now Matt Williams is a victim blamer, too.

Very few Explosions in the Sky vibes, but yes, there are guitars and drums.

Someone needs to tell Domina to stop writing like Greggggg Easterbrook.

Three things we know about KD: he's tall, he's lanky, and he smokes weed.

Can’t believe anyone ever thought Sidney Crozby could hold a candle to The Great One.

Yes, I came back here to post this.