bnceo is an elitist prick when it comes to Bayern. The worst of the worst Deadspin commenters.

This video should be mandatory for all Vikings fans who intend on going to home games in 2016 and beyond.

“PLEASE, why don’t you stop?”

Speaking of Peyton Manning's buttcheeks: remember when he spread them and sat on that female trainer's face?

Are we sure that wasn't an Aaron Rodgers or Andrew Luck story? That was like, the most boring thing ever.

This is not funny enough for you to wank yourself over.

Yes. And here's something else that might rustle some jimmies: Philip Rivers is too.

So “Only Neuer can do sweeper keeper effectively. All other imitators need to quit it” is a correct and definitive statement? And you’re so dense that not even direct evidence of Neuer fucking it up will get you to stand down?

You said something nonsensical, you got called out, and then you backtracked by saying something else nonsensical. Did I get the sequence of events right?

...because yours was so informative.

Oh, shut the fuck up.

So...you still have no source. You were talking about injuries, not just concussions. Unless you're trying to change your argument now that you can't find the evidence to back up your claim?

So basically, this man was not qualified for anything more than the most remedial of jobs, and now he’s an NFL head coach?

“Rugby has more injuries then football, so there’s a measure for you.”

I have a question for you that may make you rethink that thought:

You sound like Mac from It’s Always Sunny.

Lots of questions here: Are you sure you're not a Pats fan? Can you really not see the issue with one team's headset going out? Did you not know that there is also communication between the coaches in the booth and the coaches on the sideline, and that hand signals won't cut it for that?

So is she using real baleen for her corsets?

Better question: Why does Floyd Mayweather look stoned as fuck?

tell that to my buddy who’s best friend lost a leg.