That "shit taste in dick" you're talking about is just that truffle butter that Nicki raps about.

But what does subtlety have to do with anything? The best diss track of all time starts with “That’s why I fucked yo bitch you fat motherfucker.”

If he would have said "every damn comment from people who don't understand basketball," then I would consider your point.

Yeah, Ether is a whole lot more than just "Fuck Jay Z."

Not to be that guy, but 17/38 is a respectable 45%, and someone like Kobe, who hits the occasional three and gets to the line, would put up 50 with that line. So yes, a pretty good night.

“The laws of science" say nothing about the confidence and level of comfort a QB can gain by having a ball feel "perfect" in his hands. For all of us normal sized people with normal sized hands, a slightly deflated ball is much easier to fling than a fully inflated one.

“Greys”

But...but...but...neither of them were emo?

Of course Haisley would be into that awful, blatant NBA Jam ripoff.

I cringe when people pronounce pho "faux." Its pronounce "fuh." As in get it phocking right.

Good for you, Ashley! You get a “This is irrelevant and no one gives a fuck" star for the day!

An Open, Honest Letter to Street Racers

I don’t know what the movie is going to be about, but I can say that there was a disturbing lack of dinosaur sex in the first four movies.

He’s doing all this shit in the box. Why not just throw a fastball down the middle while he's busy working on his nunchaku skills?

I don't think that's how getting fired works in baseball.

Says the guy so creative he named himself Biff-Tannen.

So?

Funny when someone gets angry about stereotyping and then calls Americans a “bunch of crybaby hillbilly rednecks.”

Should stylize his name [Car emoji]me7o [Ant emoji][Honey emoji].

Realizing that this isn’t a list of guys who hit for the cycle. Rather, it is just a list of guys to remember.