He was terrible in that Playboy interview! And by "terrible," I mean he is a racist piece of shit. But his acting is great!
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I would argue that the asshole is the person subjecting us to stale attempts at humor, and that I am just a crusader fighting against stale attempts at humor. But that would really make me an asshole, so I won't argue that.
This is why I said "excuse me for asking" and acknowledged it was "not my place to talk." I don't profess to be a great joke-teller, but I'll be damned if someone ever tries to criticize my joke-reading skills.
Which is why I asked, in this situation. Because John, Maddened has a pretty respectable track record, so it was weird to me that he would +1 such a lame attempt at humor.
Huh? The comment was at the top before I commented.
Because I never called you uncoordinated? Like you said, it was a generality. It was a sweeping statement targeted at the culture, not any individual. I said running is like Pumpkin Spice Latte in that it is popular among people who claim they are great athletes (you! You actually did this. Or at least, you claimed to…
No shit? That's sort of implied with the whole Goodell needing video evidence thing...
Generalities! The whole basis to the original comment and my original reply. That’s why they’re (arguably) funny! <- Look, another generality!
And to clarify why you didn’t understand the analogy: Yes, Pumpkin Spice Lattes suck. But also, they are immensely popular among people who like to claim they love coffee and then go and drink something atrocious like a Pumpkin Spice Latte. Running sucks, and is immensely popular among people who claim they are great…
what...the....fuck? Turns out you're a huge weirdo.
Let me let you in on a little secret: most of us laugh at that 13.1 sticker on your car.
Excuse me for asking, but am I missing something in this joke? It’s just the same old domestic violence/video evidence joke that everyone has been using for the last year. Except this time, he’s missing words and he’s incorrectly crediting Mayweather as the guilty party.
I don’t think you understand the analogy.
Running is the Pumpkin Spice Latte of sports.
How to avoid the fake Color Run scam: Don't try to do the stupid fucking Color Run in the first place.
I don't disagree. I'm just saying it's really weird to hear, from a Clippers fan, that he basically would rather see Warriors-Spurs.
I do think Warriors-Spurs would have been a better series, but the bad blood between Warriors-Clippers is what will make it must-see TV, if it happens.
This is a really weird thing to say, considering the Warriors-Clippers rivalry is one of the best new rivalries in sports.
Chris Webber might give some valuable insight, but his delivery is consistently terrible. I mean, how incoherent is most of what he said on the Dan Patrick Show?