If it had settled on the back rim for a few seconds, and the team that was defending started celebrating a win, and then the ball fell in, then "the answers [sic]" yes.

[insert stupid Mario Batali joke here]

Those are last names.

So this is the NFL's attempt to cover the whole thing up, right? Make the explanation so confusing and under-explained that we collectively throw our hands up and assume the Patriots must not have been involved?

Ugh. I get it, dude. The fact that you would even think you need to explain that to someone older than 5 makes me think you are 5. Or at least just barely old enough to figure out how to comment on Deadspin.

Please stop commenting on Deadspin.

That's a bad excuse. You should have also used your head.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

You're an adult I assume? And you've never seen the word "righteous" in writing? You didn't think twice when you saw the squiggly red line under "ritcheous?" Or, you saw it, right clicked, and thought, "no, I didn't mean retches!" and then clicked "Add to Dictionary?"

"I thank you all for the love and support you've shown my family and I"

Slim pickings for Padres fans, which I guess is to be expected. Tony Gwynn sold out, and the only other option is Chase Headley. Oof.

I have heard that February is the month with the most bigfoot sightings.

Kyle Wagner. He handled it correctly.

Got it...I skimmed that article and missed it. My bad! Thanks for the reply.

Where are you getting that he was shot ten times? You didn't cite it, and San Diego news outlets are only reporting that he was shot at ten times. The only source I can find that says he was actually shot ten times is The Guardian, which means whoever wrote it was probably drunk.

Because a show with Linkin Park and Offspring as two of the top three billed is credible, right?

Denver was way smaller though.

"Performing something something something"...I can't tell which album it is supposed to say.

I am also going to be that guy (sorry), but 2013 was waaaay better!

Might I counter with Riot Fest Chicago 2013? It's a lot of the same great acts playing Rockfest, minus the shit that is Linkin Park and Offspring (plus the shit that is Blink 182, minus the Gods that are Slayer). They got the fucking Replacements back together for this show!