wut? I wasn't insulting Magic. He shot about the same as Dominique, which, like I said, is very good.

This joke would be better (although, still not good) if this was correct. 'Nique shot a very good 46% for his career.

One day, we're told to shame anti-vaxxers, the next, we're told to empathize.

Look at all these suckers spending big bucks on a one-function item. Dudes, just use a tea ball. Your tea will taste the same, I promise.

Look at all these suckers spending big bucks on a one-function item. Dudes, just use a tea ball. Your tea will…

There's an argument to be made that Dean Smith was heavily involved in, and even started, UNC's academic scandal. So how, exactly, is he the Saint to Coach K's rat-devil?

Solution for better offense? Solution for more wins? Yes.

Oh, so the Patriots don't cheat?

@KendaLLayne

Oh man, I didn't mean for my post to be offensive. I just saw a typo and thought I came up with a decent joke. That's how this website works, isn't it?

You've never played horse before, have you? The one-legged free throw is cake. Come on, man!

I'm always trying to hit "Buy a Car," but like you said, there are no certainties in LIFE.

I always find it weird when these big sci-fi "epics" cast huge movie stars. It's the perfect recipe for a flop.

Alternatively, Gerald Henderson has a weird head.

Gerald Henderson has a short forehead.

The Best Room gives me major hope for Strangers to Ourselves.

She hopped on the sticks like he was going to take it easy.

YOU TOLD HIM!

Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-basketball, gimme gimme gimme the ball because I'm gonna dunk it

"The last two minutes are everything!"

No, it seems as if you are not clear. We still don't know, for sure. whether "Meh. Whatcha gonna do? *shrug*" is the league's stance on Ballghazi.