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It doesn't, and that's not the point I was making. You said that the police received a call that he was "waving a gun around." No they didn't. They received a call that he was pointing a gun and that it was probably fake.

Have you listened to the 911 call? The man specifically said, "I think it is a toy gun, but I cannot be sure."

Five season into FIFA 15, and Angel Correa is literally the best player in the game.

To be fair, I do recall the announcers mentioning the 15 yard penalty for the celebration as soon as the flags were thrown. They just didn't mention what the celebration was, even though you could tell from the shot (before the cutaway) that it was inspired by Randy Moss.

Looks like Black Thought. Doesn't rap like him, though.

Davis is essentially everything that's cool about the [insert any team here] represented as an individual, a player whose skills are so unique and all-conquering that nothing can really be done about him.

Clicked "play," read "Dresden Dolls," heard Amanda Palmer, clicked stop.

Because it's a totally unbelievable rumor, right? Like, no way that could have happened! Lol, dogs dying.

There's a comment in the ESPN article about him trying to feed his dog to his alligator. Has anyone found where that rumor may have started?

Hahaha, it's funny because she is fat.

He doesn't owe anyone shit. The Browns should apologize to their fan base for wasting a pick on him.

Leave it to Marchman's creativity to compare Fleetwood Mac to a Big Mac.

A show full of terrible dialogue, unfunny jokes, bad acting, and actors that are not unattractive, yet not at all attractive, is a recipe for disaster.

she is still unquestionably a working comedian

Whitney Cummings, female, guest-hosted The Late Late Show last night. It would appear that no one laughed.*

1 to 1 on some sort of tribute. I doubt anyone will be jerking tears, though.

I can't stop reading all these Patriots' apologists comments in a Boston accent — the dirtiest of all accents, despite what Gawker polls might suggest.

Contradictions aside, this fight would actually go something like this: Hippo charges rhino, rhino thinks "What the fuck? why's this hippo charging me? Better charge back." Hippo and rhino collide, hippo explodes blood and poop everywhere.