Greg Howard: Hippos top out at about 18 miles per hour

"Win, lose or draw, all these guys work hard and deserve a fair chance."

+1 Little Dipster

...and I think you mean "weirdo."

The gap in Elton John's teeth.

Yeah, but what about the fact that it gives me an unbearable tummy ache?

Again, I'm not sure why the burden of proof is on me, here. The Patriots have cheated. Period. That is known. But, in those rare moments when you're not throat deep on Tom Brady's cock, feel free to argue otherwise.

Well, I said they've "probably" been doing this for years, so no proof is required to back up that statement. However, any person with a brain can connect the dots and realize that it is likely that they were tampering with balls before this season. But as far as general cheating, not specific to this scandal,…

Is it, though?

The Game is such a good father thathe recorded an album with Ed Sheeran!

Dude is going off the deep-end. I wonder if he's thought about hiring a publicist? He could use a germane tailoring of the words that come from his mouth.

Yes, they definitely cheated? Is that what you're getting at? Because that's the correct answer.

"No, this did not cause the Pats to win by like 40 points in the AFC championship. Them being a much better team than Indianapolis caused that"

Not to be that guy, but Louis CK was born in DC and raised in Mexico City, so he is not a Boston native. However, he moved there when he was a kid, so his fandom is warranted.

Exactly why.

Which I guess would make you Elizabeth Hasselbeck?

I slapped a bear once, but then he beat me for being insubordinate.

Tom Brady apologists, man.

Pretty straight forward that Tom left a pregnant woman and struck up a relationship with Gisele literally days later. Not much speculating in that original post, besides the "8 months" thing.

This is a fucked up, sexist comment.