If Chex Mix wins this, I swear to god....

This is a Dwight Howard, Funniest Guy In the Room move.

Lotta hot takes, here.

Super burning hot take.

Get a good video going? I'm a righty. But if I'm browsing for something good, I turn into a southpaw. Call me Pat Venditte.

I'm ok with Lynch grabbing his nuts. He's just trying to help Darren Sharper remember the good ol days.

That, and the knowledge that you do not actually have to be good at basketball to be drafted first overall.

After I typed in my comment, I thought "Wait, is 'swiping right' some sort of new slang for masturbation?"

That's not how it works, ya dummy! To have matched with her, you would have already had to swipe right.

You're right, Deadspin comments really have gotten much worse over the years.

This was not funny and was weirdly Cowboys/Lions/Marvin Lewis-centric.

+1

Wait, and YOU are aware that an 18 year old is both a teenager AND legal, yes?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Michael Keaton plays himself in Birdman. I fail to see what everyone else is seeing, I guess.

What antics is LeBron burning his city with?

Five Guys is a joke. There's literally nothing that stands out about that burger, except for the fact that there are a ton of toppings to choose from. Shake Shack is the best burger I've ever had, and I'm an In-n-out frequenter.

My brother met his girlfriend on Tinder about a year ago. And then I did too, 4 months ago. It's all about intent on this app. If you go in looking to hook up, that's probably all you're going to get. If you go in thinking "Oh this girl looks nice, I should talk to her and get to know her," then beautiful things…

Schwartz lost all self-respect (the little he had left. Look at that stupid goatee!) when he asked his players to carry him off the field if he beat the Lions.

So Trevor Robinson met a girl on an online-dating site that is predominately used to get all the sex and tries to get all the sex. This is Deadspin worthy, why, exactly?