My favorite part is when people try to ride the coattails of a perfect joke. No, people, it doesn't get better than Pursey Harvin, so stop trying.

Cop with conflict of interest: suspended

"Kyrie Irving, Kevin Love, and others—whom we can't identify since they're not famous NBA players"

That fourth video is LeBron, yo.

"Implication" seems to be the operative word here, yes? That's why I said I'm glad she spoke in less certain terms this time. She obviously re-thought the situation after the negative backlash in the comments of the last article.

Cool anti-bullying message. But yes, fuck Elisha (calling him by his real name is funnier than calling him "Sheli").

...and I just realized Diana wrote this article. Well, at least she spoke in less certain terms this time.

Level head: "Harris's defense lawyer...released a detailed statement that did everything but flat-out say the accuser was at fault for whatever happened to her."

"Hundreds and hundreds" is not an unrealistic number. Over 31 years, that would only amount to 6-7 per year. We've seen almost that many this year, and this only includes the cases that the NFL was not able to cover up.

"My team is better than your team, so eat a proverbial shit"

Any time a dog is mentioned in an article: "Quick, I need to post the picture of Boner Dog, even if it holds absolutely zero relevance! Free stars! Free Stars! Everybody give me the stars!"

Bob Marley's sons should have their own category as well, and it should replace Reggae at the bottom. Both are worse than being hit by a car.

Bob Marley's category shall be expanded to include Wailers.

Ya heard wrong.

Reggae is the mariachi of mainstream music. Same riff, same bass line, same tempo for almost every non-Marley song.

I didn't just pull "dick bag" out of thin air. Read the original post again, and then let the irony sink in.

Jesus Christ, dude, what's with the elementary school name calling? Did I hurt your feelings? Did my posts ruin your day? Are you going to grab your ball and go home?

I never said Sherman didn't play well. You know when an QB loses, but then says "I didn't get enough protection"? Yeah, Sherman's doing the same thing when the Seahawks lose and he still says "I played great," or when they win and he basically says "we should have won by more because the offense didn't score as much…

For telling the truth?

Seahawks get curb stomped by the Chargers, but Sherman says he played well, effectively deflecting the blame to the rest of the team.