You just burned like half of Deadspin's staff. Rats off to you.

Career OPS would have been a much better stat to use. Just sayin'.

.274 off Pedro is actually REALLY GOOD.

Ah, thank you for pointing this out.

Shouldn't every single orange line start at either .000 or 1.000? These graphs cannot be trusted.

His flow is pathetic.

Yes. The same process would work with anything made of cloth and dye.

Wait, so an American asked for a bigger coffee, an Italian put a normal sized coffee into a bigger cup, added water to fill the cup while presumably laughing his ass off, names the drink an Americano as an insult to Americans, and not only do you still drink it, you DEFEND it? What...the...hell.

Undetermined? I think you mean undeterred.

He's got daddy's forehead and mommy's jeans.

Stephen A. Smith makes deplorable comments about women provoking their beatings: suspended one week.

Keeping the NFL's money, and continuing to take the NFL's money, is the best thing they can do.

"HOLY SHIT WHY IS NOT OK TO SAY BABIES COME OUT OF VAGINAS"

Stupid Gronk. Highlights is a magazine!

And "congratations" back to you, Peter.

*your

I'm an equal opportunity offender. You're fault you got it? Fair game.

Yeah, but that's fair game. Would you make fun of someone with herpes? Yes. Would you make fun of someone with gonorrhea? Yes. Is it sad that Magic Johnson is HIV positive? Yes. But was it his own fault for contracting it? Yes.

Just the worst.

"An iPad will get you much better battery life, probably enough to watch film all day if you spring for new models"