Stop using "they" instead of "the." Thanks.

That maze makes no sense unless you enter via helicopter.

Could also be Wes Welker before the Kentucky Derby.

*off

You rang?

Does rape count as a beating?

Walked in, asked for a water cup, filled it with soda. Didn't buy anything. Was asked multiple times to stop, laughed at/may have harassed the employee. Employee finally decided to call the cops.

ugh

You're the first USC fan I've seen that doesn't staunchly defend Reggie Bush. As an impartial fan, I actually think USC was hosed and that what Bush (or Bush's parents) did was no big deal.

Worst fantasy team names ever. SPIRALTHROWN and SELLOUTCROWD? Come on, be original. No APsKid'sBallZachErtz?

"At least when you're close to someone, you know what they're truly like."

So the point was to give that dude a lecture? You're the worst type of human.

Yvan eht nioj.

What was the point of posting this? I'm sure TurningOverRyanLeaf is thankful for the lecture.

Article revised; comment now makes no sense. But also, the article makes no sense. Specifically the "thin skinned" line.

Higher ups are thin skinned because they don't like their employees passive aggressively agreeing that they should eat their own testicles? I mean, that's pretty insulting.

The silver lining here? Adrian Peterson is actually involved in one of his children's lives.

So many words for a guy with such a small number on his stat sheet. .171.

This quote is apparently a pretty easy way to rack up stars these days.

He's also better at defense than Paul George is at...defense. At least right now.