Not to defend PFT, but I'm pretty sure that last line in the article was sarcasm.

Your mom is the coolest U2 fan ever. Maybe the only cool one, in fact.

Wouldn't it make more sense for them to boycott the entire NFL? Still pretty close to meaningless, but it makes a lot more sense then to have them "go dark" for three hours on a Thursday night.

They didn't need to strong arm anyone. They could have gotten the evidence from the correct police department, Rice's lawyer, and most likely the casino itself. All they had to do was ask the right people.

Is this serious? Do you actually think a Deadspin boycott would change anything? Or is this some sort of satire that I'm not getting? Maybe you're trying to impersonate a PFT commenter? Lots of questions here.

That's some Duke on Duke crime right there. Ferry's probably still upset Deng left after one year.

Don't worry Jay. Eli, Matthew, Carson, and Philip all play tonight.

Different jacket, different vest, different shirt, same tie. Could have been a decent joke though.

So you saw Ray Rice left hook his fiancée months ago?

Could it be that the NFL is now saying they hadn't seen the video so they can use it as "new evidence" to lengthen the suspension? Under actual double jeopardy laws, if new evidence is introduced, then one can be re-tried. Not defending the NFL here by any means, but I am curious as to what, if anything, the CBA…

This is that good shit. This is that lowest common denominator stuff right here!

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Thanks. I missed the line in the article that makes that pretty clear (fake grass roots PR site), so MY BAD DEADSPIN. YOU'RE STILL FINE CHAPS IN MY BOOK.

So, fair to assume he's back on the crack?

Is @redskinsfacts officially endorsed by the Redskins, or is it just some fan running it? Doesn't that make a difference here?

I'm 29, went to a UC school for undergrad, directly out of high school, and applied early Senior year.

The only thing more insufferable than Chris Kluwe was reading through that first email.

I'd like to see some application/enrollment stats. No way in hell I'd consider Penn St if I was a high school senior.

A gay Premier League player, obviously, since...you know...there's already a bunch of them.

I thought for sure those lyrics were put through Google Translate. They were not.