The promo code for the Bluetooth speaker isn't working for me.

Some of us are masochists. Also, stop being such a pussy.

Oh, buuuurn!

Plucking nose hairs.

The rest of the letters are capitalized.

What's the 6 for? Reaching For Monkey?

Hot take!

But why question whether Culpepper or Pennington should be on that list? Both of them had very good careers, albeit both shorter than McMahon's. But whatever, I'm getting way too pedantic here.

If you're questioning if Pennington or Culpepper should be on that list, I'm afraid you have an incredibly inflated memory of how good Jim McMahon was. He sucked. Hard.

This isn't college football. Post season stats don't count.

Umm...I'm only talking about the one that was "broken" over his head. That bat was already split...anyone can snap a bat that's already broken. It's not so impressive that it's worth mentioning.

OK, this play is good, but come on....this is far from "impossible," and has been done many times before. Who cares that he was squaring up to throw before he had the ball....this isn't anything new.

He broke that bat on the swing...you can clearly see him checking the bat before he puts it on his head. At the 11 second mark, before he finishes breaking it on his head, you can see the bat is already split.

Qatar's soccer stadiums are going to be just gorgeous, too.

"You don't call someone who works as a football sideline reporter the B word. You don't call the Women's NCAA Basketball Runners-Up nappy headed hoes. And you don't ask a 21 year old Nascar driver how he'd prefer his dick slammed into a door."

After almost 50 years of life on earth, he's just now realizing that he needs to be more articulate?

Way to know the difference between then and than.

A fajita isn't a taco. Also, sliced steak and grilled chicken thigh/breast already cover that.

If he knew what huitlacoche was, he would have added it to the list as "corn fungus."

That's a lot of tacos you'd be eating.