Jan’s facial expression when she didn’t get the win was EPIC. 

Ha ha ha! I saw this one polo-shirt-wearing snap-back-hat jerk stretching out with his WTF-iron and I said to myself, “Self, what would a busy-body white lady do in this instance?” and I pulled out the old cell phone and called the po po

I think you answered your own question. If you’re raised a Becky, it’s Beckydom. If you catch it, it’s Beckyitis, which can be temporarily cured with a sharp laying on of hands, a-pow-pow.

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

Right, I wouldn’t rub my shirt on other people, but I wouldn’t necessarily treat it any differently if I’m already sick. We’re not recommending that people immediately wash their clothes when returning from a grocery trip. I’m wondering why the mask is any different.

I’m confused by the advice to treat a cloth mask as contaminated. If the point of the mask is to protect OTHERS, not myself, then it would not be any more contaminated with respiratory droplets than, say, my shirt, right? If I’m wearing a mask to protect MYSELF then I should have an N95 and would need to treat it as…

It’s gotten to the point where people cannot be trusted to do the right thing. I mean here you have a grown ass woman coughing all over the place. That’s a shitty thing to do in good times, but during a global pandemic, that woman has lost her god damn mind. I think public transportation is going to come to a grinding…

I mean we are leaving out one of Quincy’s greatest accomplishments: The theme to Sanford & Son. That alone puts him above Foolye West. 

“911, I’d like to report...”

God damn lol

You know you fucked up when you make Nina Turner look good. Now can we talk about all the shit Nina needs to apologize for? Slandering HRC, promoting that bullshit about the 2016 primary being rigged, her step n fechit cooning with Cornball West and those damn edges. Good lord girl find some black friends that can get…

Tim Gunn and Isaac Mizrahi should be fucking ashamed of themselves. The way that so many celebrities are falling over themselves to endorse this piece of shit is ridiculous. Of course Judge Judy thinks a revolution isn’t necessary. She’s a rich white woman. Everything’s going great for her.

1. I would happily vote for Warren over any candidate right here and right now. That said, the Slate did an exceptional article on why she can’t get traction from voters.

Damn, these bitches are getting dumber.

Your Magnum Opus. The Simpsons had an episode entitled Homer’s Enemy in which a man named Frank Grimes looks at Homer skating through life, doing less than the bare minimum at work and as a parent and somehow being rewarded for this. Grimes has the perfect response to Homer’s good life “If you were in any other…

Sometimes I lurk in the r/politics sub on reddit. Like most of the internet, Bernie’s most zealous supporters have made it their sub, but lately I’ve been noticing an uptick of Buttigieg supporters. I asked one of them why not Warren, and his response was “I like Warren, but Buttigieg’s star is rising”. This is what…

Warren is funny. Also warm and charming. Or if you check Bernie twitter, “a snake”, “shrew”, and a “bitch”.

shit?

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