Daily Mail: Publishes something stupid and racist.

Nah, not really.

A white five-year-old girl told her mother Christmas and Easter are ‘stupid’ and European women are alcoholics after being fostered to two Muslim families, it was claimed today.

A friend had one who would mimic his voice and call their cats in the voice he used for feeding them. They fell for it every time.

I love this story. It has brightened my day immensely. Thank you!

We had a talking parrot when I was a kid and they are so incredibly smart. He would yell “shut the door” whenever anyone left the house and learned to count in English and Spanish from watching Sesame Street with me. His language skills were incredible and he actually adapted and learned. My mom hated him and always…

Whoa whoa whoa!

I’m just confused in an article about representation for a mixed race Japanese character, Isha just rattles off a list of mostly Korean dudes.

So you’re gonna say no to George Takei or John Cho but suggest Ken Watanabe? I guess his star has faded a little, but I’d still say he’s been a really successful actor and isn’t a new face for Asian/Asian American actors.

I am currently being forced to answer phones all day at work, and this happened a couple of weeks ago:

Murderer Fingered By Parrot

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

Dumb is too kind for Ashley Todd. Instead of carving a backwards B (for Barack) she could’ve cut an O (for Obama) into her face, which would not have appeared backwards.

Not too bright considering they’re the ‘master race’ and everything.

Yeah. I think, respectfully, you missed my sarcasm.

when I go out to run errands or get a haircut or go to a hardware store, I never think about how can I injure myself and blame whites.

#NeverForget

I have talked with multiple experts in self-mutilation and false crime reporting who all confirmed that if they had that haircut, they might stab themselves too.

So he’s going about his day, some random Saturday and thinks: Hmm. I’ll stop by t his store and get a knife. I’ll stab myself and say it is because of my nazi haircut. I’ll blame a black guy because I’ll be believed.

What?