so she pulled a Shepard Fairey?

Anita, no te hagas pendejita...

She is trash. So damn incompetent.

This is...I am disgusted that this is a real thing that happened.

Anita Alvarez is a garbage fire. When DNA evidence in one case proved that someone other than the juveniles in prison had raped and murdered a victim, she actually claimed, with a straight face, that it was possible the juveniles could have raped and murdered the victim, left no DNA, and then the man whose semen was…

So I’m in on the joke enough to know it’s okay that I don’t know these two, but what I’m not sure about is if they’re the same people I didn’t know before, or different ones? I can’t really tell?

Am I the only one who just leaves my inbox to do what it will? I mean, I read the messages that I NEED to read, but I can’t be bothered to do anything about the rest. Gmail filters them nicely so I don’t even see most of them, but I guess I’m also just supremely lazy and have few fucks to give. I highly recommend the…

I am torn about this. On the one hand it would be great if we could focus on actual policy issues; on the other, I agree with what I heard Barney Frank say recently: You have a right to privacy, but not hypocrisy.

I hear what you’re saying but this is the problem with modern day liberalism...we refuse to get into the mud (pun intended) with these psychos and fight them. Politics has been filthy from day one in this country: George Washington’s opponents spread the rumor that he was a cross dresser and as I just learned…

Provided the rumor is about something consensual, then yes, I agree. I also do not want to know anything about Ted Cruz’s sex life. Just writing “Ted Cruz’s sex life” (twice now) makes me want to hurl.

He does have a shit-eating grin

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

I'm going to be timing this

I’m guessing the disgusting rumor is that he’s into scat, right? He’s a powerful dude and they all like being degraded and dominated in the bedroom (or in his case the bathroom.) Like that Senator from Lousiana and his diaper fetish.

What happens to a fart deferred....

That picture of Coco makes me want to loosen my belt a notch out of sympathy. That looks uncomfortable as hell.

If I ever get famous I’m planting deliberately false stories of my craziness in the tabloids just so I get to deny them.

Nooooooooooooooooo
I don’t like this at all.....

Can we all agree that Franco deserves the Oscar already? I mean, I know the film hasn’t been released yet but surely the privileged Caucasian male hero should be crowned for his great bavery in telling the story of a woman who is just too fragile and stupid and saddled with breasts to domit herself.

God bless (and simultaneously damn) the person who made this: