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yeah “shitty luck” that a black man has the common sense to NOT call the cops 1) because of a deeply ingrained cultural aversion to getting others in trouble with the law (aka snitching) 2) because of a deeply ingrained cultural distrust of the police and 3) because of the common sense that no police officer will…

because he’s an asshole he pretty likely hit her? that’s hilarious. thanks for reminding me why Im a criminal defense attorney.

Short answer: No.

I clicked through to read his statement and I don’t see where he explicitly insults anyone who believes her and not him. He goes out of his way to say that women should be believed as a matter of course in DV situations. I’m somewhere on the meh-to-who scale when it comes to this guy, but if it went down like he said…

how is he an abuser??? everyone on here has already presumed his guilt. i am genuinely confused. if she hit him first, why is he painted as the abuser, even if he was just trying to defend himself? or are all white women dainty flowers who pose no real threats to men, especially black (read: violent, strong) men? WTF…

Is it really telling, though? What it tells me if that she is really playing up the well-meaning white woman as victim role (whether intentional or not) and he is already cast as the angry black male for passionately defending himself against a charge that could fuck up his entire professional career. we don’t even…

Probably because there is a real history of white women racially fetishisating black men. Or don’t you believe that?

how can we be sure she’s not? if she started the fight, he had a legal right to defend himself. her chin could have been scratched in the process. this is why juries, not the media, should decide guilt. i love that the white girl gets the benefit of the doubt though. 2015 and implicit bias is still running the show.

If this was a 16 year-old girl, Jezebel would rip apart any publication that sexualized her. I see no reason why they should treat a male child any differently.

Srsly. The only thing I want to “do” to that is to wipe the gob of dirt off of his face, motherly-spit-bath style, and maybe give him a cookie since he’s had a hard time lately.

Seriously, can we fucking not

Dude.

i emailed this to my nanny (aka grandma aka bubby), she replied to me “kindelah, if your parents vote for this buffoon, i’ll adopt you and we can get rid of them.”

But you could loan money to the person who invented it at a reasonable rate. Amirite, bubbi?

You know, just the other day someone asked who DumpTruck hadn’t offended and I was like “I think he hasn’t said anything overtly racist about the Jews?” I should have known to just wait a minute.

Plus I like money! You people like money right? And furs? Got wife #3 or 4 wrapped in them right now. Can’t get on the no pork thing with you though.

I’ll take the gun, please and thank you.

“That’s kind of a red herring, honestly,” Fiorina countered. “If somebody is a suspected terrorist on a watch list, they can be indicted at any time, and once you’re indicted, you cannot own a firearm.”