Oh, snap!

Sorry. I was compelled to post this in response to “the white stuff.”

I’m *pretty* sure Stella is crazy about her tennis ball. The leaves are just a bonus.

“Will Iggy Azalea ever have a good rap verse?”

Why would Kathy Griffin hashtag #Kathy, but not #EddieMurphy? That seems weird since it’s her own account...we know it’s you, Kathy, but the evening (and the Mark Twain prize you tagged) were about Eddie. Have a seat.

Oh, I see. A “production error.” Quelle coincidence that it happened to be an episode where the lone black woman is voicing her concerns over representation. FOH, HBO & Magical Elves.

...and we hope you will, too!

Beware! They may sneak into your room to kill you while you sleep. They really are murderous bastards.

She’s stiff af in that commercial, but good on her.

Jade? Oh! You mean the “beautiful, bi-racial butterfly!”

Shandy!! Dude, that was the show’s heyday. I loved that shit.

I (a single mother) worked in a women’s clinic during my pregnancy. After taking 12 weeks off with my new daughter, I started taking her to work with me. Every day. In my mind, I thought “I’ll just take her until someone tells me I can’t.” No one ever did. I was lucky.

While I admire (?) their chutzpah, my lactose intolerance is giving me bloat by proxy just thinking about this. I wonder if they had an accomplice steal Lactaid?

I came to say THE EXACT SAME THING. Maybe he’s an apologist for those nasty-ass candy apples.

Wait...I got that backwards (sorry, I have “girl brain” tee hee!). If the sinks are too *low* your heels are too high. Sigh. There goes the joke.

If the sinks are too low ladies, it’s seems obvious to me that your heels are not high enough. Also, are you wearing lipstick and pearls? (You should be.) A lady should always look her best when performing housework...at least that’s what I learned from watching Leave it to Beaver reruns after school.

Oh, shut up, Tarantino.

I swear to god, I’ve never seen a dude not in a white hood and/or sporting Confederate regalia so in love with the word “nigger.” But as a black person, I’m not allowed to have an opinion? Fuck this dude. Also, I’m sure, for this wordsmith, the use of the word “savage” in describing “black…

Right?! I skipped around enough to find the answer at 7:35. Amanda Lepore, RuPaul, and Caitlyn Jenner.

I’m getting a “1986 Sears catalogue” vibe from this dude. Yech!