You have no idea what you are talking about.

Sure. Your “girlfriend.” We don’t know her - she lives in Canada.

Hahaha! Poor Katy. Honestly, though, props to her for not slapping a bitch. I hate being around high/drunk people when I’m not high/drunk. I would have lost all patience with Rayane. Gawd, Rayane. Can you just be cool?

Soooo...I actually know (or, rather knew) Kim from college - there weren’t that many of us black folks there - and this leads me to believe that the TV royalties have dried up, and paying alimony is rough.

I personally know kids (all 5 and under) named Calvin, Betty (not a nickname for Elizabeth), George, and Pearl. Old people names are back!

Thank you!

What? *fingers crossed*!

I need Gwen’s lipstick in my life. Any ideas, or suggestions? It’s the perfect matte true red.

They didn’t even get the $400/night - the “housesitter” did!

Ah, okay. Weird phrasing.

Ugh. You’re right. *shudder*

I think you may mean “teachers,” rather than “parents” in the first sentence.

Binky, Seymour and Sherman are giving you side-eye...of course, they give everyone side-eye since their eyes are on the sides of their heads. But still.

Quick question: why is “I’m Hispanic, but not Mexican” ridiculous? They aren’t interchangeable terms. “Hispanic” meaning having origins from a Spanish speaking country...of which Mexico is one of several.

But were you young?

ERMAHGERD! Congratulations, you crazy kids! Are you registered at Purple Star or Shambhala?

Regarding that headline: I’m going to need a ruling from Judge Kara, because I’m almost certain that saying he has “better things to do” is NOT shade.

Hey! It’s not unusual.