No kidding! You can't swing a dead cat with hitting some dot asshole.

I have to admit it: my Marina hate runs deep.

Watch it, buddy...the Mission is the shit (I've lived here for 21 years). Just try to ignore Valencia. I will allow your Noe Valley observation, tho.

This is amazing stuff. Like, whoa. I'm gonna do some virtual cosmetic surgery on myself! Quick question: anyone know of an app that makes one look 25lbs. thinner? Just, you know, out of curiosity.

Thanks for this! My nails are so weird - and prone to tearing. I honestly never knew there was a solution beyond cutting (or, let's be real - biting) the nail off and filing.

Jane, you're my favorite! I'm glad you're here!

She's cute and all, but her "bless your heart" expression is making me feel like I might have something stuck in my teeth.

Oh, hey Hillary. I see that new addition to your name...congrats!

So, the menz are right! Women of menstruating age shouldn't hold office, drive, or do anything, really (besides hanging out in the menstrual tent) because it's just too much to bear.

Anthony Mackie, what the hell? You need to go have a seat and think, because your comments are just...

So, Huckabee is saying that someone with an MBA couldn't possibly know how to fix a car, and that "good old boys" (whatever the fuck that means) are incapable of earning advanced degrees? Good to know. As long as everyone knows their place - as he sees it - then everything will be A-OK.

"One of those people"? I've literally never heard of one other person who deliberately chews gum in their sleep.

Adolescent me THANKS YOU ALL so, so much. It's good to know I was not alone. The cringes of recognizing myself in some of these gestures was well worth the comedy - and the knowledge that we (generally) grow out of this shit. Or, at least learn to hide it better.

Well, that was just delightful (seriously..no sarcasm!)

Pussy Eating Uber Alles?

One of many reasons...

Good for you!

Thank you for your reply.

I've never seen the show. It just seems like one more thing I "need" to see to stay culturally relevant - and my hesitancy in doing so makes my descent into OLDSville official.

OMG. NO. BART is such a shitshow (see what I did there?)