Based on the cop's ignoring the cat, and trying to continue with what he was doing, my first thought was "Clearly, this man has or has had several cats in his life."

Stanley is a hack, we can all agree. BUT at least she's seen the show, unlike this post's writer. Why wouldn't someone who has at least seen this (really, really good) show write this post? FFS.

Ooh! Good question for judge Kara.

Hmm...Jez's Jia Tolentino has been curiously quiet on the topic.

ANTM's crazy-ass Lisa D'Amato did this a while back (http://antm411.com/). As someone who has given birth, and expelled a placenta, let me give my professional opinion: blergh.

Strike that - reverse it.

Probably a better casting choice than Affleck.

Thanks, Wendy.

Well, I actually live in San Francisco, so of course I'd know!

The SFO flight was Asiana, not Korean Air Lines, though.

Also, I'm just gonna call bullshit on her quote anyway because I DO NOT BUY that Arianna Grande referred to anything with the phrase "quite sardonic." Like she knows that word. Pfft.

You're kidding with the "someone named Twink Caplan," right?!

I have two siblings, eight and nine years older than me, respectively.

Psst. It's "Santa Claus" - with no "e."

Right movie! *Shudder*

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Cher was wise beyond her years.

The fuck? As much as a scumbag Mayweather is, he didn't goad this dude into murder/suicide. Judging from the lyrics from 2010, the ideation had been going on for a long time.

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