Two very intriguing finals!

Alternative equality

I thought it said “Feel This Big-Ass Bear’s Fart” and was disappointed that this wasn’t another story where a reporter visits the Fridge in his car-home.

Oh yes, let’s shed a tear that a Yankee wasn’t overrated for the HOF for the first time in history. *fart noise*

He is definitely shit, but so are basically all the players that would take his place. Our full backs are generally trash. We keep calling Beasley in, FFS.

Did he not bash Wambach for saying basically the same thing? Also, if these guys don’t like trying to get dual nationals for the team, fucking be better so they don’t want to look elsewhere.

Best “bad” smell that is actually good is definitely skunk.

Oh. YES

Greatest comment I’ve seen at Deadspin.

I’m at work and can’t listen to sound. The coach answering the question at the end of the video had the classic “Ugh, kids these days” expression. I laughed.

The first time I saw that episode I had to pause it at more than one point because I was laughing so hard. Easily a top 10 episode for me.

No, the mitten is where the trolls live

Oh go fuck yourself :)

No. I went to Denver last month for the weekend. I’m was born in the UP of Michigan and wore a hat with the outline of the UP on it. Seven people from Michigan came up and talked to me about the UP in the two days I was there.

No way MJ belongs on that list. Regardless of the fact that he probably paid off families of children he molested, if they were to release some kind of MJ collection of demos or re-releases it would sell approximately 14513278590213758321 copies.

And Hector Bellerin. Though at least he didn’t embarrass himself further after being put in the spin cycle.

8-5 seasons and an 0-3 bowl record were cause for celebration for that program. Beats getting blown out most weeks and a 0-0 bowl record.

And we all know that staff will be canned by then. I will not take your empty threats, Kill!

If she goes on to win the Aussie, will she make that many in the entire tournament?

Shelled peanuts are indeed the better choice. However, I need to know whether or not I’m insane. Every ten peanuts or so, I’ll leave half a shell on one of the peanuts and eat it. Am I the only one who does this?

How about the guy who moves his head perfectly so that his face is juuuuust avoiding getting obscured by the ball the whole time. Maximum face time - well done.