Incidentally, Speed 3 is also what the bus driver was on.

This is the plot of Speed 3. The bus will blow up if the team it is carrying goes below .500.

They’re coming back, Ian.

We just made a trade to acquire Miles Plumlee. So having Barack Obama on the Hornets is actually plausible. Also possibly an improvement. Kill me.

It means if you tie the game, you have to start choking your chicken immediately.

The problem is that people who don’t like baseball get pissed off when they’re in a situation where they are watching a baseball game that happens to be “long.”

LET THE BOY WOOF

Gronk would have stopped 23 points sooner.

He yelled to a crowd of people who all took the day off

if it smells like wet dog, yes

The guy did his time, seems remorseful, has been an advocate against dog fighting, and a good citizen. He’s paid for his sins, what more do you want?

I can’t wait for the game of one-on-one after practice to settle the LeBron-vs.-Jordan debate once and for all.

Fuck Duke.

this kid has nba bust written all over him...he didnt even travel.

They forgot the hyphen. It was two months with a b-lister. I think it was a road trip with Guy Fieri.

I had to fart, but this turned that into a poop.

I look forward to the new ESPN documentary series 0 for 30.

It was everywhere and made me throw up

“Well you don’t have to rub it in.”

Others might argue UVA should stop fouling so much...