DUKE ENDS INDEFINITE BACKPACK AND LOCKER ROOM SUSPENSION AFTER JUST ONE HOUR

Weird, he looked skinny already, can’t understand why a pitcher like that would need Colón surgery.

Uhmmm the Saint are not a good example here my man.

Next, you’re going to tell me he’s not a real King.

Louisville: Actually it didn’t help with recruiting. We weren’t even trying to recruit these guys tbh. Honestly we were just trying to show them the dangers of what some other schools might do to try to recruit them.

If they had a Chex mix salad bar, my mix would by 60% brown chips and 40% Chex. Fuck the shitty pretzels and dry white rods.  

Who loses a shoe? Honestly!

“FOUL!”

Seriously? Saltines are garbage. You eat them when you have the stomach flu and thats it. Then 8 months later you throw out 3 1/2 sleeves of stale crackers. Its the circule of life

You gotta go Frito’s with chili

True story. I once dumped a girl because her favorite cracker was a Triscuit. I couldn’t look her in the eye after learning this. Well that and she fucked my roommate. I still get bitter and angry about it all these years later. Triscuits? How could she have been such a bad person?

First, Triscuits are garbage. It’s like someone went, “How can we take these unsold wicker baskets and make money off them?” and they turned them into trash crackers. The worst part is that Triscuits constantly try to market them like a party cracker. “Just take a Triscuit, cover it with melted cheese, bacon, avocado,…

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Popavich is good at dealing with leathery orange spheres.